Look behind the curtian

I vowed I’d never turn into my father, but my stomach, nose, and ass seem to have their own agenda. Do I work out? Well, if 15 push-ups followed by a productive cough is working out then, yeah. I work out. A slightly damp hand towel always makes me momentarily rethink the whole ‘washing my hands’ thing. When girls describe an argument they were in, they’re never wrong.

The only time I’ll ever write “LOL”, is to explain that I’ll never write LOL. I’m a ha ha ha man, and ever so set in my ways. Just received a violent sack-whack from a friend recently returned from Kung Fu studies in China. This is the real thing people! Medic! All this while still holding a plastic cup of PBR. WOW…… its like the donkey show, you want to look away but you cant.